Friday, October 26, 2012
LAAL HETHRI CLOSE INVESTIGATION INTO THE MURDER OF CARINA SAUNDERS; DTERMINE LUIS RUIZ AND JIM MASSEY CULPABLE
"In a brief but telling statement from Laal Hethri spokesdemon Colonel Shuvra Ouroboros Melmikan the Hellac lead criminal investigation agency has determined Luis Ruiz and Jim Massey both in custody in Oklahoma were responsible for the death and decapitations of Carina Saunders, 19, last year in Bethany, Oklahoma. "This office, after more than a year of information gathering both here in Dis and in Oklahoma, has come to the conclusion that Ruiz and Massey did cause the death of Carina Saunders by means of brutal torture. The Laal Hethri have taken note of all the information offered to this office via many sources which were close to this terrestrial investigation including the scores of entreaties offered by Ms Stacy Privett advocating on behalf of Mr Ruiz. The facts of the case, however, and the eyewitness testimony do bear out that Ms Privett is incorrect in her assessment of Mr Ruiz and that he is certainly the person who caused the death of Carina Saunders." Stacy Privett, who was arrested fleeing the Cleveland County Courthouse on 1 April 2010 when a warrant for her arrest was made known to her, has made several comments here at The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork regarding her personal knowledge of Luis Ruiz's innocence. None of those lines of inquiry lead to any new information that would absolve Ruiz in the eyes of the Laal Hethri investigation team. Melmikan continued, "This office often sees people who see only one side of a person and not their darker self. The Director would beseech anyone with information on this case to step forward to the proper law enforcement agencies and would ask Ms Privett to go on with her life."
Qu'ul cuda praedex nihil!
Colonel Shuvra Qoboros Melmikan, O.B.R.E., O.Q.H. [Tort.], D.S.V.J.
Public Affairs Officer
6th Urine Dowsing Division
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