Monday, April 8, 2013
LAAL HETHRI CONFIRMS THE ARRIVAL OF THE RIGHT HONOURABLE BARONESS MARGARET THATCHER AT SERRATOTH CUSTOM HOUSE
The Laal Hethri has confirmed and British Broadcasting Corporation has reported the death of former United Kingdom Prime Minister Baroness Margaret Thatcher at the age of 87 from stroke. The death of the woman who was dubbed the "Iron Lady" by a former Soviet broadcaster, reduces the number of living Prime Ministers to three, Sir John Major, Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, MP. Margaret Thatcher, born Margaret Hilda Roberts in Grantham, Lincolnshire on 13 October 1925, rose to the apex of the Conservative Party on 11 February 1975 succeeding Labour Prime Minister James Callaghan. Thatcher was noted for her particularly tough brand of "pull yourself by your bootstraps" conservative politics a method that endears her to modern day America conservatives. She is held in great esteem by the conservative political upper class in the United States due to her reflection of the policies attributed to former President Ronald Wilson Reagan. A spokes-demon speaking on condition of anonymity confirmed that Thatcher has been clear by an Entry Court [Curio Axventji Serratothu]at Serratoth Custom House and is now a free citizen of the United Hellac. Edward Heath, leader of the Hellac Alliance Party [Partje Conexji Hellacu], and former Conservative Prime Minister, commented today from Parliament in Dis, "Margaret will be welcomed to continue her political career in the Bax Demvolu Comnu or the Bax Culdnu as her judgment will surely bear out her merit to be a Free Citizen of Hell."
Qu'ul cuda praedex nihil!
Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra's Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls Quarterer's Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
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