Sunday, January 16, 2011

GAG ORDER LIFTED IN HELL IN THE MURDER CASE OF KRISTINE LUKEN







The Dis Imperial Court of Appeals has struck down a City State Supreme Court ruling barring reporters from printing any information about the Kristine Luken murder case on Terra. Luken was murdered late last year and the after speculation that this was a "Muslim terror attack" by many bloggers and news outlets, the truth that Luken and her companion Kishkush Wilson were not assaulted has been suppressed within the Israeli media creating a Terrawide news blackout for nearly thirty Terran days. The three judge panel cited the blocking of information within the Afetrlife in this case would not in any way prejudice the case already solved by law enforcement in Israel.

The brain scans of Luken that have been released show a Shouting Wilson and then Luken's field of vision collapsing to the ground with the sounds of both women screaming and the flash of a kitchen knife. Sources close to one media outlet in Dis are preparing to report findings of the police in Israel that Wilson was known to carry a knife and had previously been accused of a violent crime.

Qu'ul cuda praedex nihil!




Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra's Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer's Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
45 Fadesh Miro 2 AS

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