Sunday, July 11, 2010

THE DIS BRIMSTONE DAILY PITCHFORK BLOG TAKEN DOWN; LAAL HETHRI BEGIN INVESTIGATION









General of the Skies Nuulo Isdrix has appointed a 36 demon task force this morning to investigate the cause of the website "Editorials from Hell's Leading Daily Newspaper" the Terran digital version of The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork can no longer be accessed. Those going to the site receive a notice that the blog you were looking for was not found. This comes on the heels of several high profile stories being written in the past three months by Robin Green and Frederick Schwartz.

Green's articles on murder suicide and Baptist predators have prompted many angry reactions from corporeals. Her most recent "Bread & Circuses" post yesterday at 09h 00m hst death with a United Methodist minister accused of lewd acts with an undercover police officer her thought was a pre teen girl. Also the case of Tina Anderson and the investigation of Pastor Chuck Phelps who sent the girl away to Colorado against her will after she was raped twice by a church deacon has generated significant interest in the site.

Speaking for the group investigating, Col. Haavek Jimpuch Vulueth, O.B.R.E., said during his press conference in the Corridor of Sorrows, "I will leave no stone unturned in finding the cause for this attack upon Hellac free speech. I do not feel this is an internal action on the part of Google by way of Blogger. I feel that someone representing a group grew tired of the harsh light of inspection and sought to lash out at whom they thought could least likely defend themselves against such action. My group will have a response for the Director and the Torturer General by 16h 00m hst today. Thank you."



Qu'ul cuda praedex nihil!



Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra's Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer's Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
106 3 Leviathan 2 AS

1 comment:

  1. Pain,
    This could be a million things.

    A bug in the code could be the reason I honeslty have no idea. We're still all here working on the hardcopy for tomorrow but nothing has changed on my end. I just got this from Blogger when I tried to acess the blog via my Dashboard.
    "If your blog is disabled, it will be listed on your Dashboard, but you will not be able to click on it to access it. If this is the case, there will be a grace period during which you can request that it be reviewed and recovered. The disabling is a result of our automated classification system marking it as spam. Because this system is automated there will necessarily be some false positives, though we're continually working on improving our algorithms to avoid these. If your blog is not a spam blog, then it was one of the false positives, and we apologize."

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