Friday, November 20, 2009
THOSE ON POINT IN HELLAC LAW ENFORCEMENT ADDRESS THE MOHLER SEX CASE MEDIA SPECULATION
In a rare predawn press conference outside the gates of the Imperial Residence General of the Skies Nuulo Isdrix, director of the Laal Hethri, was joined by Lord Just Mandier, Primat of the Directat Javeth Nathux, Haxax Carnido, Torturer General and Pain in its capacity as Majordomo of Hell and Terra's Skies gathered and issued a statement that was read by Torture General Carnido:
"As a group we are meeting today with Her Royal Highness Ang'ki Hoor I to discuss several events taking place across the American province of Missouri. In the last several years there have been accusations of crimes committed that have the odor of Shai'tanism about them. Many of these cases are yet to go to trial but the evidence gathered by our agents on Terra point clearly to the guilt of those accused. In the most recent case, however, being tried in the media is the case of the Mohler family of Bates City, Missouri. As those tasked with carrying out both the sentences and gathering the intelligence to protect Souls against wrongful accusation this case is most disturbing to all of us. We implore all parties to take each and every new development in this case with a grain of sulfur and a grain of oxide. Finding pornography in a man's home does not make him a pedophile. When physical evidence goes beyond the stages of accusation and by this I mean the discovery of human remains beyond the few bones that have been uncovered from the farm this group and those tasked to speak for us will have more to do in assuring the Free Citizens of Hell that no one who escapes the Justice of Men will escape the Justice of Hell. I cannot make any plainer my intention that if these men are found guilty in a Terran Court this will only be the foundation of their trial here in Hell. If these allegations are found on Terra to be false and Jeanette Cyr has been lying to reap some sort of revenge against her ex husband her punishment will be at least equal to that of these men if they were to be found guilty. As always the Truth lies in gray matter of the Sentient. On their dates of departure from the 1st life we will all swiftly and surely know the Truth; to quote that heroic member of the bar Jim Garrison, 'Fiat justitia et ruant coeli.' Qu'ul cuda praedex nihil!"
Pain was represented by a constellation of 75 of The Meditators in orbit around the rarely seen in public Heart of Shai'tan, the trophy taken from the prince of Lies after pain executed him at the end of the Hellac Civil War.
Colonel Shuvra Qoboros Melmikan, O.B.R.E., O.Q.H. [Tort.], D.S.V.J.
Public Affairs Officer
Special Branch
6th Urine Dowsing Division
Butcher's Garden
73 High Lux Negro 2 AS
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