Good afternoon.
The delay in this briefing comes from the inquiries made by several newspapers here in Hell regarding the latest political events on Terra. Some of the newspapers both here in Dis as well as in Hades and Gehenna are inquiring if there has been some covert operation launched by the Laal hethri against prominent members of the GOP. One question in particular focused on the Christian group known as "The Fellowship" which has as members several prominent Congressmen some of whom have been exposed recently as adulterers.
In the past week John Ensign a Senator from Nevada and Mark Sanford a Governor from South Carolina both of whom are known members of "The Fellowship" have fallen from their pedestals of piety due to their desires of the flesh. The question remains is this an ongoing Laal Hethri operation. The answer to that question is as follows: The Laal Hethri offers its services to all who wish to hear. This office does not divulge any information about ongoing investigations or potential investigations. As far as operations are concerned any covert operational activity within a group like the fellowship by Human Intelligence agents recruited on Terra would be under the control and guidance of the Directat Javeth Nathux 6th Directorate and I would ask you take up with the Secundat responsible for that branch or his Flight Executive Adminstratrix as it were.
I will address several of the questions that were left off of the Director's Press Conference this morning where he said there would be clarification. The admission of the affair with Maria Belen Chapur by the South Carolina Governor did not, I repeat, did not come as a surprise to the Offices at Butcher's Garden. When there is a positve identification in the Terran Press we will make the photos we have available. There is more than one Maria Belen and Maria Chapur on Terra and we do not risk identifying the wrong Human.
Let's see what else there was a question from Tartarus, yes the articles written about the murder suicide in Texarkana are not in any way libelous they were straight reporting and that has been sent to Pressju Hellac the aggregator of origin. We understand there was some upset by someone who commented anonymously at the Dis Brimstone and it was handled professionally by Diane Tomlinson in the Editor-in-Chief's absence on Crown Fiery official business. That would have been the Hickingbottom case for those keeping tabs on that. No warrants are issued for records that matter is closed.
The heads of the law enforcement and intelligence branches will be meeting with Her Royal Highnness tomorrow here at Butcher's Garden at 09h 15m HST and there will be a press conference at 11h 00m HST.
Thank you guys. See you tomorrow.
Colonel Shuvra Qoboros Melmikan, O.B.R.E., O.Q.H. [Tort.], D.S.V.J.
Public Affairs Officer
Special Branch
6th Urine Dowsing Division
Butcher's Garden
26 2 Leviathan 2 AS
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