Good morning.
I'd like to begin with an analysis of the events of the past few days. The drownings in Arkansas and Texas are being investigate by two separate six agent teams that are open ended and the results of these investigation will remain sealed until they are reviewed by all members of government with a need to know. The case of Chanton Jenkins of Houston is being worked as a straight Soul forfeit due to depraved indifference as it has already been determined that he was intoxicated while driving with the five children. There have been some rumblings in the press in Sheol that paint this tragedy in some sort of "Darwin Awards" meme and the Office at Butcher's Garden thinks that this is an action of gross insensitivity. Captain Vohall Jeqqi is the lead investigator.
The Plumerville, Arkansas drowning case has farther reaching consequences because our team headed by Major Cuupi Gal Ixaltucq has already confirmed that memory scans of the woman driving do not match the story that she is telling and details about difficulties in her past point to the need for a deeper investigation. Major Ixaltucq has requested more resources from HQ including two "object readers" to examine the grounds around the crime scene. Pain will provide a Magnetic Enhanced Thought Imaging Device [METhID] link for real time updates from various locations that appear to have a paranormal imprint. For the assembled press the woman driver is known as Amanda Turley [aka Amber Turley aka Mandy Turley] of Morrillton, Arkansas [demographics] she is 26 Terran standard years of age and she is a person of interest in this matter of three lost Souls at Brewer Lake. A pending warrant of Soul forfeiture was issued by the Dis Supreme Court at 01h 15m HST while the investigating team works to piece all the details together.
That brings me to the case of the 14 horses that collaped and died before a polo match in Wellington, Florida yesterday. I want to make this clear to everyone here from the press that the Laal Hethri, nor any of their instructors or recruit classes had anything to do with this tragic event. General of the Skies Isdrix says that every agent in the state of Florida has been scanned and all can be accounted for 12 hours prior to the equine deaths and six hours after their deaths.
As you all koinow this is the tenth anniversary of the Columbine High School shooting rampage. All leave and holidays have been cancelled and the entire staff of the Laal Hethri and all agents are on duty. All Terra Hell fusion centers are in operation for the full 24 hour day with hourly updates in both directions.
Di lojti strixiûç!
Colonel Shuvra Qoboros Melmikan, O.B.R.E., O.Q.H. [Tort.], D.S.V.J.
Public Affairs Officer
Special Branch
6th Urine Dowsing Division
Butcher's Garden
110 Ho'vish 2 AS
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