Saturday, March 14, 2009

COUPLE IN VEEDERSBURG, INDIANA TRIED IN ABSENTIA IN DIS FOR SHAI'TANISM





The Directorate on Counter Shai'tanism has issued a statement on the arrest of two Living humans on Terra who have been arrested for the sexual abuse of children:


"It is the determination that the couple Stephen E Quick, 31 and Samantha Light, 25 have forfeit their Souls and will be sentenced to Oblivion after a period of 100 Terran standard years of punishment at the hands and tools of the Laal Hethri Special Branch. This case is the first of many that will be brought to the public Living and the Dead in the next few months. "-- Major Maicout Braagt, Unit X, Counter Shai'tanism Division.






Quick and Light have been charged with "numerous aggravated rapes" and videotaping their sexual acts with children ranging in age from 2 months to 6 years old. The crimes took place in Veedersburg, Indiana a rural community in west central portion of the state. Veteran law enforcement officer Bob Kemp of the Fountain County Sheriff's Department was quoted as saying, by the AP, "In 15 years of doing this job, it's the worst thing I've ever seen or imagined. Just horrible, just horrible. It's a new low."


The terrestrial Internet site Dreamin' Demon says that Quick has four living children.



Colonel Shuvra Qoboros Melmikan, O.B.R.E., O.Q.H. [Tort.], D.S.V.J.
Public Affairs Officer
Special Branch
6th Urine Dowsing Division
Butcher's Garden
73 Ho'vish 2 AS

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