Saturday, February 21, 2009

PRESS BRIEFING ON THE MURDER OF KENZIE MARIE HOUK






The media in the state of Pennsylvania in the United States of America are reporting a grisly murder of a woman, Kenzie Marie Houk, in her 40th week of gestation committed by an 11 year old human male. Any case of a child this young committing the murder of a pregnant female triggers an automatic investigation of Shai'tanist influences here at the Laal Hethri. Our officers will be searching the property in the dark hours of tonight for signs and symbols and will report our findings within a week.

Reports so far of the details of the crime scene state that Houk was murdered by Jordan Brown with one possibly two shots from a shot gun at the back of her head as she lay in bed. The young daughter of Houk found her mother dead and ran to get help from local foresters in the community approximately 56 kilometers northwest of Pittsburgh in the township of Wampum.

The child in Ms Houk's womb was a boy weighing 3406 grams and it died of asphyxiation due to the cessation of of Kenzie Marie Houk's heart. This murder of a quickened child is punishable by hanging in the Field of Crosses and being scourged for all of eternity. A writ has been sent to the Entry Court in Serratoth Custom House for a trial in absentia for Jordan Brown regarding these two murders and these matters and this file has been turned over to the Office of the Torturer General for their review.

All question regarding the entry of Kenzie Marie Houk at Serratoth Island Entry Court should be addressed to the Court or to the Office of the Naval High Commission on Entry Rescue at the Port of Serratoth Custom House, Private Bag, The String Piece.

No questions from the media will be taken at this time.


Colonel Shuvra Qoboros Melmikan, O.B.R.E., O.Q.H. [Tort.], D.S.V.J.
Public Affairs Officer
Special Branch
6th Urine Dowsing Division
Butcher's Garden
52 Ho'vish 2 AS

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