THE BEATING OF PETER RICHARD LOCKHART BEING INVESTIGATED AS A HATE CRIME

From the Laal Hethri morning press briefing:

"The Laal Hethri are currently investigating 13 Souls on Terra regarding the attack on Peter Richard Lockhart in Jacksonville, Florida, USA. Mr Lockhart's actions are being seen as those as a person who was unable to defend himself when outnumbered by a group. This crime is being considered a hate crime because racially tinged language appears to have been used by the youths who attacked Mr Lockhart. The Offices at Butcher's Garden would like to make it clear at this time that no physical violence instigated by anyone is acceptible at any time save for the defense of one's First Life. Even if there is no hate crime indicator found in this case those who carried it out still have a debt upon their Soul for which they will pay in Hell if terrestrial justice fails."




Qu'ul cuda praedex nihil!

Colonel Shuvra Qoboros Melmikan, O.B.R.E., O.Q.H. [Tort.], D.S.V.J.

Public Affairs Officer

Special Branch

6th Urine Dowsing Division

Butcher's Garden

221 Low Lux Negro 2 AS

THE LAAL HETHRI FORMALLY APOLOGIZES FOR THE ERRORS IN THE INVESTIGATION OF THE DEATH OF CARINA SAUNDERS

Speaking today from Butcher's Garden, General of the Skies Nuulo Isdrix, Director of the Laal Hethri has issued a formal apology to Luiz Ruiz and James Massey regarding the death inquiry of Carina Saunders who was murdered in Bethany, Oklahoma in October 2011. Ruiz and Massey have been exonerated by local courts and the investigation here at Serratoth Custom House has been described as a "botched affair" in many quarters here in Hell.

"It is my sincerest hope that Messrs. Massey and Ruiz can go on with their lives with this great stain of injustice washed from their Souls. The individuals involved in this case within the Laal Hethri, here in our Terran Investigation Division [Clasij Inspextio Terranu] , have been terminated from employment or have been reassigned. This case has led to a full internal investigation of the methods and practices utilized by the TID [CIT]. http://thedisbrimstonedailypitchfork.wordpress.com/2013/04/04/stacy-privett-was-right-carina-saunders-case-reward-offered-by-oklahoma-state-bureau-of-investigations/">As a final note I would like to extend my personal apology to Living Human Stacy Privett
for any suffering she may have felt at the release of the documents of findings on this case and my thanks to her for remaining vigilant on this case in the face of a hailstorm of incorrect assumption, lies and media hype."
The case of the death of Carina Saunders remains open both in the American state of Oklahoma and here in Hell.


Qu'ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain

Knight Slayer of Shai' tan

الافتتاحية من الفتاحات

Majordomo of Hell and Terra's Skies

Order of the Black Rose of the Empire

Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow

Fair Judge Executioner of Souls

Quarterer's Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes

Lady Gaoler of Dis

Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light

Womb of Empires

Order of the Superior Vena Cava

先生 立石 上様

Fifth Sea Lord of Hell

Comptroller of the Currency

Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission

Oracle of Elections

Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]

Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]

Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]

Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights

Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits

Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold

Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver

Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell

Qadi of Hades

Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church

Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]

Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]

Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]

Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]

Countess-Palatine of Sheol

Marquise di Gehenna

Empress Consort

White Rod

President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu

Managing Editor—Breaking News

The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork

221 Low Lux Negro  2 AS 

LAAL HETHRI CONFIRMS THE ARRIVAL OF THE RIGHT HONOURABLE BARONESS MARGARET THATCHER AT SERRATOTH CUSTOM HOUSE

 The Laal Hethri has confirmed and British Broadcasting Corporation has reported the death of former United Kingdom Prime Minister Baroness Margaret Thatcher at the age of 87 from stroke. The death of the woman who was dubbed the "Iron Lady" by a former Soviet broadcaster, reduces the number of living Prime Ministers to three, Sir John Major, Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, MP. Margaret Thatcher, born Margaret Hilda Roberts in Grantham, Lincolnshire on 13 October 1925, rose to the apex of the Conservative Party on 11 February 1975 succeeding Labour Prime Minister James Callaghan. Thatcher was noted for her particularly tough brand of "pull yourself by your bootstraps" conservative politics a method that endears her to modern day America conservatives. She is held in great esteem by the conservative political upper class in the United States due to her reflection of the policies attributed to former President Ronald Wilson Reagan. A spokes-demon speaking on condition of anonymity confirmed that Thatcher has been clear by an Entry Court [Curio Axventji Serratothu]at Serratoth Custom House and is now a free citizen of the United Hellac. Edward Heath, leader of the Hellac Alliance Party [Partje Conexji Hellacu], and former Conservative Prime Minister, commented today from Parliament in Dis, "Margaret will be welcomed to continue her political career in the Bax Demvolu Comnu or the Bax Culdnu as her judgment will surely bear out her merit to be a Free Citizen of Hell."



 Qu'ul cuda praedex nihil!



Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra's Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls Quarterer's Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
221 Low Lux Negro 2 AS

LAAL HETHRI CLOSE INVESTIGATION INTO THE MURDER OF CARINA SAUNDERS; DTERMINE LUIS RUIZ AND JIM MASSEY CULPABLE

From the Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork:




"In a brief but telling statement from Laal Hethri spokesdemon Colonel Shuvra Ouroboros Melmikan the Hellac lead criminal investigation agency has determined Luis Ruiz and Jim Massey both in custody in Oklahoma were responsible for the death and decapitations of Carina Saunders, 19, last year in Bethany, Oklahoma. "This office, after more than a year of information gathering both here in Dis and in Oklahoma, has come to the conclusion that Ruiz and Massey did cause the death of Carina Saunders by means of brutal torture. The Laal Hethri have taken note of all the information offered to this office via many sources which were close to this terrestrial investigation including the scores of entreaties offered by Ms Stacy Privett advocating on behalf of Mr Ruiz. The facts of the case, however, and the eyewitness testimony do bear out that Ms Privett is incorrect in her assessment of Mr Ruiz and that he is certainly the person who caused the death of Carina Saunders." Stacy Privett, who was arrested fleeing the Cleveland County Courthouse on 1 April 2010 when a warrant for her arrest was made known to her, has made several comments here at The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork regarding her personal knowledge of Luis Ruiz's innocence. None of those lines of inquiry lead to any new information that would absolve Ruiz in the eyes of the Laal Hethri investigation team. Melmikan continued, "This office often sees people who see only one side of a person and not their darker self. The Director would beseech anyone with information on this case to step forward to the proper law enforcement agencies and would ask Ms Privett to go on with her life."

 Qu'ul cuda praedex nihil!

Colonel Shuvra Qoboros Melmikan, O.B.R.E., O.Q.H. [Tort.], D.S.V.J.
Public Affairs Officer
Special Branch
6th Urine Dowsing Division
Butcher's Garden
 65 Low Lux Negro 2 AS

GAG ORDER LIFTED IN HELL IN THE MURDER CASE OF KRISTINE LUKEN

The Dis Imperial Court of Appeals has struck down a City State Supreme Court ruling barring reporters from printing any information about the Kristine Luken murder case on Terra. Luken was murdered late last year and the after speculation that this was a "Muslim terror attack" by many bloggers and news outlets, the truth that Luken and her companion Kishkush Wilson were not assaulted has been suppressed within the Israeli media creating a Terrawide news blackout for nearly thirty Terran days. The three judge panel cited the blocking of information within the Afetrlife in this case would not in any way prejudice the case already solved by law enforcement in Israel.

The brain scans of Luken that have been released show a Shouting Wilson and then Luken's field of vision collapsing to the ground with the sounds of both women screaming and the flash of a kitchen knife. Sources close to one media outlet in Dis are preparing to report findings of the police in Israel that Wilson was known to carry a knife and had previously been accused of a violent crime.

Qu'ul cuda praedex nihil!




Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra's Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer's Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
45 Fadesh Miro 2 AS

THE DIS BRIMSTONE DAILY PITCHFORK BLOG TAKEN DOWN; LAAL HETHRI BEGIN INVESTIGATION

General of the Skies Nuulo Isdrix has appointed a 36 demon task force this morning to investigate the cause of the website "Editorials from Hell's Leading Daily Newspaper" the Terran digital version of The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork can no longer be accessed. Those going to the site receive a notice that the blog you were looking for was not found. This comes on the heels of several high profile stories being written in the past three months by Robin Green and Frederick Schwartz.

Green's articles on murder suicide and Baptist predators have prompted many angry reactions from corporeals. Her most recent "Bread & Circuses" post yesterday at 09h 00m hst death with a United Methodist minister accused of lewd acts with an undercover police officer her thought was a pre teen girl. Also the case of Tina Anderson and the investigation of Pastor Chuck Phelps who sent the girl away to Colorado against her will after she was raped twice by a church deacon has generated significant interest in the site.

Speaking for the group investigating, Col. Haavek Jimpuch Vulueth, O.B.R.E., said during his press conference in the Corridor of Sorrows, "I will leave no stone unturned in finding the cause for this attack upon Hellac free speech. I do not feel this is an internal action on the part of Google by way of Blogger. I feel that someone representing a group grew tired of the harsh light of inspection and sought to lash out at whom they thought could least likely defend themselves against such action. My group will have a response for the Director and the Torturer General by 16h 00m hst today. Thank you."



Qu'ul cuda praedex nihil!



Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra's Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer's Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
106 3 Leviathan 2 AS

THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS; A MAJOR BATTLE WON BY "FROSTY THE INAPPROPRIATE SNOWMAN!"

The Director of the Laal Hethri, General of the Skies Nuulo Isdrix, spoke today during his press conference about a serious matter that could possibly affect every Soul in Hell--The War on Christmas.


"I have an announcement that give me great joy today. In the conflict known on Terra as The War on Christmas, Hell has scored a major victory through the power of the liberal media. Please watch and enjoy."








The Director who could barely stifle his laughter then spoke, "Of course this is a big joke that Major General Rouge and some fione folks at the CBS eyelab cooked up. There are some people that actually believe that the chief crime investigation agency has the time, demonpower or will to wage a war on a holiday. Those people I truly find very, very sad. Then again it is fun to ruffle their feathers, harmlessly, from time to time! Qu'ul ciuda praedex nihil!"



Colonel Shuvra Qoboros Melmikan, O.B.R.E., O.Q.H. [Tort.], D.S.V.J.
Public Affairs Officer
Special Branch
6th Urine Dowsing Division
Butcher's Garden
91 High Lux Negro 2 AS